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"How does good king wenceslas like his pizza? (An old classic) Deep and crisp and even"
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"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."
"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."
"Some say the five knuckle shuffle isn't a finishing move My girlfriend is not one of them."
"What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony? Pharaoh-moans."
"Your vehicle has this magical lever That shows which direction you're turning"
"During the opening Olympic ceremony I thought the Chinese uniforms looked pretty good!....And the ones worn by the Chinese team weren't too bad either!!!"
"What did Consuela say to her boyfriend after he shagged her in the field? Grassy Ass"
"They're finally making a movie about that guy who had a romantic relationship with his clock. It's about fucking time."
"You hear about the gay guy who has a job in construction? He works in a manhole."