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Joke of the Day
"How does good king wenceslas like his pizza? (An old classic) Deep and crisp and even"
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"Dark humor is like food... ...Not everyone gets it."
"Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already ""in the skies"". Thank you, I'll see myself out."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a six offender."
"China and Russia are having a friendly discussion... Russia: ""I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there"" China: ""Do you want Tibet?"""
"The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni."
"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
"20/20 asking Bobby Brown about his having sex with a ghost... "" What?! No, I'm sorry - I said it was a goat! """
"A keyboard walks into a bar He orders a round of drinks fir everyone. The bartender asks him how he will be paying for the drinks. The keyboard says ""just put it on my tab."""
"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."