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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Mayweather become an NFL QB? Because he couldn't READ the defense!"
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"ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: ""Holy shit that was amazing!"" COMMENTATOR: ""Ooh, that was not good at all. He must really be upset with himself."""
"My dog kept digging holes in the back yard... ..so I hide all the shovels"
"if a rabbit's foot brings good luck then, what happened to the rabbit?"
"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""
"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."
"Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement."
"Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person ""Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened."" -Adolf Hitler, 1945"
"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."
"*on my deathbed* *groggy, dazed, & delirious* Me: I wonder if my TC ever really loved me? Wife: Honey, what's a TC? Me: *pulls plug*"