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Joke of the Day

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"

"I'm a lot like a midget orgy I've got a lot of short comings."

"Life on a trampoline isn't that bad. It's got its ups and downs."

"They say cow manure come from males. But that's bullshit."

"Don't call me "" bae "" "" baby "" "" babe "" or "" love "" unless I'm the ONLY ONE you're calling that."

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"You want to scare someone? Call them."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dexter Dexter, who? Dexter halls with boughs holly!"

"me: Dave's coming over wife: Nice Dave or Dave who picked a fight with a kid named Cancer? *Dave walks in wearing an ""I Beat Cancer"" shirt*"

"Why is Hitler a terrible wingman? Because he's dead"