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Joke of the Day
"Jokes for the blind."
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"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."
"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."
"MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt"
"If I find myself at Paula Deen's house, I'll be sure to stay out of the kitchen. There's an oven in there. Jews in Stews #paulasbestdishes"
"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"
"My love life. ..."
"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a bananna"
"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."
"I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, What the hell are you doing with your life?'"