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Joke of the Day
"Bee population worldwide is exploding. What a time to be a hive."
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"What's a polar bear? It's a Cartesian bear after a coördinate transform."
"What does a baby computer call its father? Da-ta"
"ME: I'm not voting for anyone CLINTON: that's a vote for Trump! TRUMP: that's a vote for Clinton! ME: looks like I'm voting twice then"
"What's the difference between your mom and wine? With age, wine doesn't suck anymore."
"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."
"You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic? He found rock bottom."
"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""
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"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."