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Joke of the Day
"What's a polar bear? It's a Cartesian bear after a coördinate transform."
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"""If all your friends jumped"" 'Yes' ""But if they"" 'Yes' ""But"" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?"
"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names... "
"What did the mod say to the other? [deleted]"
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"Why is money green? Jews pick it before its ripe."