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Joke of the Day

"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."

"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite food? Yellowcake."

"I have such bad luck getting a girl to come over... I watched the video from ""The Ring"" and the creepy chick called seven days later and said something came up and she couldn't make it."

"Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP."

"To be honest, I'm not going to be completely happy until Facebook implements a 'I Wish You Were Dead' button."

"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"

"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"

"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"

"Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut."

"BREAKING NEWS: 23 injured while running with bulls. Authorities say injuries happened because folks were stupid enough to run... with bulls."