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Joke of the Day
"You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic? He found rock bottom."
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"Every 60 Seconds in Africa.... a minute passes"
"It's fine to eat chicken with skin but serve beef with skin and everybody just starts freaking out."
"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."
"Now I know why they call her ""head nurse"" It's because she is in charge of the other nurses...not what I was hoping for."
"An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist."
"So I have half a joke about a guy, Who is really shook up about his Parkinson's diagnosis... But I just cant quite put my finger on the punchline."
"I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven I guess I should have put it on aloha setting"
"My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well..."
"Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home."