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Joke of the Day

"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."

"I believe in you. I also believe in dragons, so don't get too excited."

"What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome? A radish"

"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers."

"Found a lump in my testicles, had to get it checked out It was much bigger than the other two"

"I 've got an intense fear that I am a hypochondriac, or at least showing symptoms of one"

"stewardess Stewardess: ""Would you like some headphones?"" Me: ""How did you know my name was phones?"""

"What do you call it when 2 guys fight over a slut? Tug-of-whor"

"You know what is going on in Ukraine? Donetsk, don't tell."