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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."
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"how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it."
"Me: I think you might have schizophrenia Me: No I don't"
"You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body."
"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty, and money can buy a lot of other really cool stuff, so try to have some at all times."
"Um, my eyes are up here. -giraffes"
"Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead."
"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a girl with a penis appeared."
"The best thing about time machines ... ... is that you can buy it used and sell it new."
"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"