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Joke of the Day

"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."

"Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass"

"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"

"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"

"Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?"

"People who say ""in and of itself"" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world."

"Why do they say ""character actress""? Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?"

"North Korea's ability to go through with its threats are as poor as the punchline of this joke."

"You can teach a man to lead a fish to water but you can't make him drink a horse"

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."