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Joke of the Day

"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."

"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"My Boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together... I nailed it! My friend Steve figured I would of screwed it up."

"My friend immediately started crying when we found 3 pairs of shoes for $5. She cant stand good buys."

"Parents are hiring drug-sniffing dogs to find their kids' drugs. I couldn't do it. My kid already doesn't trust me, according to her diary."

"I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's."

"Why do you need patience at the gym? Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head."

"Women are like pianos... if they're not upright, they're grand."

"Women jokes are not funny Period."