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Joke of the Day
"Women jokes are not funny Period."
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"I hate using abbreviations idk y i h8 it doe"
"Its me and my son's birthday next week so were doing a joint party. We've ordered a Tinkerbell cake for him, but she will be topless for me."
"""No, you hang up"" No, you hang up. ""No, you hang up"" No, you hang up. ""No you hang up"" *slams phone* Why do I keep calling that parrot?!"
"Ever had Ethiopian food? ...neither have they."
"[Target intercom] ""Would the parent of a 9 y/o named Jack please pick up your son at security. We've told u for weeks this isn't a daycare."""
"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"
"Pitch: A Movie/ TV ep that starts w a Muslim guy praying & then it turns out he's a normal guy & the story has nothing to do with terrorism."
"Do you think you'll get fake teeth when you're old and gray? Might as well. Nothing dentured, nothing gained."
"A vulture carrying two dead squirrels lines up to board a plane And the flight attendant says to him, ""I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we only allow one carrion."""