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Joke of the Day

"Women jokes are not funny Period."

"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."

"100$ Bill 1st: Why are you late? 2nd: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 1st: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 2nd: No, I was standing on it."

"Power surge at the A/C factory... Fans shocked."

"What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !"

"They're not called ""butt hole mirrors."" They're called ""hand mirrors,"" according to this clerk at Walgreens."

"What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook? When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason."

"Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?"

"""The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."""

"The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops I'm also not crazy about our dog's name."