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Joke of the Day

"Why do you need patience at the gym? Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head."

"What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'? About three inches"

"it's my birthday today. IK Fuck you too."

"What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."

"What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane? The Pilot, you racist."

"Why is Hillary Clinton unfit to be president? Because she doesn't go to the gym"

"Two fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""how do you drive this thing?"" Repost from a comment on /r/askreddit"

"If a puppy stabbed me in the face and stole my car, I'd still be like, ""aww."""

"Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point."

"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."