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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"
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"What would you name a prequel to a story about a man who doesn't age Personally I'm happy with 'The Picture of Ionian Gray'"
"Where did Robin Williams go after he died? To the Mork."
"Why did the kitchen cross the road? Because there was a woman on the other side."
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain."
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt"
"If your girl tells you ""Deeper!"" and that's all you got, just start reading poetry."
"[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord."
"I wore Pirates of the Caribbean pajama pants to the gym and ran backwards on the treadmill because I want a nickname there."
"Working out is like sex It's the best way to make your family larger."