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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

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"Harry Potter jokes Give us your best Harry Potter joke. I'll start. What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked? He whipped out his wand and yelled, ""***Shtupify***!""."
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"* drinks 6 pack of muscle milk * * checks for abs *"
"I just released a new fragrance, and the people on this elevator are not happy about it."
"What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe? One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder."
"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."
"What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia? A Kraken-towa!"
"instead of a fancy wedding cake how about get a cool expert karate guy to roundhouse kick cupcakes into everyone's mouths"
"Knock knock! Who's there? Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton who? ...Who's asking?"
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