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Joke of the Day
"What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis."
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"What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant? I've bean everywhere, ma'am!"
"What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache"
"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it."
"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""
"Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? A: Get bent!"
"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"
"What makes me want to lose the will to live? /r/Jokes!"
"Sometimes when I talk to people I start pointing at crouches. (Point)"
"What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp."