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Joke of the Day
"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it."
Next Joke
"They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. Not very funny but at least you learned something"
"Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go."
"Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer is my favorite song about how to incorrectly deal with the loss of a loved one during the holiday"
"Who is your's Your Father's- Mother's- daunghter-in-law's husband is your?"
"Life of a chef must suck. All your work eventually turns to shit."
"Why are wedding gowns white? Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge"
"folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it."
"What medication that can make people inspire you? Aspirin sorry guys"
"What do you call a German with a cold?"