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Joke of the Day

"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"

"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"

"Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening, Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'"

"I had a balloon with the reddit logo on it and I put it on the nozzle of a can of helium. It blew up pretty fast."

"I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage... The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity."

"[Scooby & the gang catch a regular guy] ""Let's see who this ghost really is!"" No! Wait, I'm not- [rip off face] *gasps* ""OLD MAN SKELETON?"""

"""The first million is the hardest"" - Adolf Hitler"

"What's the best way to piss off your best friend? Stand on top of his head and make it rain."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You thought it would be 'R' but all pirates love the 'C'."

"I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous... Canada."