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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp."

"What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can ""fly"", but a fly can not ""mosquito""."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil."

"Ikea meatballs pulled from shelves because they contain horse meat. Man, that's the last time I buy meatballs at a furniture store."

"Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies? Their kids would be too lazy to steal."

"DOCTOR: I have bad news MAN WHO WOKE UP FROM 5 YR COMA: I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla from the Cincinnati zoo"

"Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They woke him up."

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming."