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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? A: Get bent!"
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"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.. making land mines that look like prayer mats. He's doing very well, business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."
"Therapist: So why doesn't the marriage work? Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns Husband: Divorce is strong in this one"
"Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !"
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"Women who build walls around yourselves, please consider putting in a gloryhole."
"We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes. His hands are too small to push the button."
"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"
"If I could make puppies and kittens magically appear, people would call me ""The Wizard of Awwws""."