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"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."
"""Look slightly worried."" - picture advice from The Singer/Songwriter's Handbook"
"God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me."
"I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed"
"What did MC Hammer say to his wife when she caught him cheating? Can't trust this"
"Why do they put fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in."
"I saw an amateur ventriloquist the other night. The performance was a little wooden."
"An old man says to the doctor ""I piss like a horse at 6 each morning, poop like a goose at 7."" The doctor says ""Then what's the problem?"" The old man says ""I don't get out of bed until 8."""
"I have an excellent memory... I cant even remember the last time i forgot something."