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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when I talk to people I start pointing at crouches. (Point)"

"*points at houseplant* no, YOU have a drinking problem!!"

"I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken."

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."

"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."

"Shrink: How many true friends do you believe you have? Me: Define ""true friend."" Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419."

"My private health insurance really needs to start covering retail therapy."

"Why is there no windows 9? Obviously 789 I would be surprised if you said something else."

"End of the Week by Gladys Friday"

"If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit."