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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."
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"What do you call a fish that can't sing? An out-of-tuna!"
"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"
"People complain about the weather and politics till the cows come home... and then they complain about how there are cows in their house."
"Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed? He didnt use the main stream"
"I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer."
"What do you call a puppy with a camera? A furtographer"
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."
"Please don't tell me about your methods of increasing drag on your car It would be a spoiler alert"