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Joke of the Day
"I don't call it stalking I call it checking up"
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"Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !"
"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."
"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."
"A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed."
"How does a penguin build its house ? Igloos it together"
"Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she couldn't see that well"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"
"I ate a vegetable... And she liked it so much she woke up."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" and the mushroom says - ""Why not? I'm a fungi."