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Joke of the Day

"Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !"

"april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine"

"Angela Merkel arrives in Athens airport. ""Nationality?"" asks the immigration officer. ""German,"" she replies. ""Occupation?"" ""No, just here for a few days"

"Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOze"

"American light beer is like two people making love in a canoe... fucking close to water"

"There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three. I don't know why,"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"

"I rang my boss and said ""what is the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I don't know"" ""I am not coming into work today""."

"You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months"

"What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair? Cancer"