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Joke of the Day
"How does a penguin build its house ? Igloos it together"
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"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."
"Picture the perfect woman. Wrong. You're a guy. You're always wrong."
"Anyone have a good birthday joke? My sister's birthday is today, and I'm looking for a good one to call her with."
"My alphabet soup is full of typos. Go home Campbells; you're drunk"
"Text your friends but leave voicemails for your enemies."
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names."
"What the japanese version of mission impossible? Miso impossible"
"Have you heard the new drink called Sandy? ...It's a watered down Manhattan!"
"How can you tell a mechanic got laid? He has one clean finger"