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Joke of the Day

"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."

"Made reservations. For the grinandbearit."

"What's the difference between a cock and a sausage roll? ""I don't know"" Wanna go for a picnic?"

"Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked At least I can say I got my dick wet"

"Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!"

"How do you make sure man will never find something? Name it clit."

"Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping."

"What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty."

"Yes acupuncture is an ""ancient technique."" Other ""ancient techniques"" included leeches and dying from plague. I'm good with drugs thanks."

"I don't like holocaust jokes ...because my grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off a guard tower."