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Joke of the Day

"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."

"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."

"Whenever I see a car with an ""Italia"" bumper sticker on it, I always write ""Gen"" in front of it because I'm an adult."

"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"

"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."

"What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard? You mustard be joking!"

"Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!"

"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"

"I found Korn in my poop. I'm glad it was Falling Away from Me instead of Coming Undone."

"Garcinia Cambogia."