200622

Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"

"I talked to San Andreas about the earthquake yesterday. He said it wasn't his fault."

"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."

"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"

"What you call a pre-op MtF transsexual who visits another city? A tourist trap."

"Sees 40+ notifications. Starts to wonder if I accidentally uploaded a nude."

"We saw a sign yesterday that said... No wonder your muffler is tired. It's EXHAUSTED !!!"

"Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying ""I do"" you will have to click ""I agree to these terms and conditions."""

"No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were."