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Joke of the Day

"A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed."

"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."

"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"

"Are you cold? Come sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees."

"I love Christmas lights! ... they remind me of politicians. They all hang together, half the buggers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!"

"Bought some shoes from a drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with, but I have been trippen' all day."

"""So send me a picture of you..."" *sends* ""Look I need to leave very abruptly and extremely forever."""

"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"

"I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."

"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."