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Joke of the Day

"Facebook weather: We are expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama this evening with bullsh1t blowing in from all directions!"

"What does a virgin woman and a shotgun have In common? One cock and they're ready to burst. EDIT: grammar, thanks /u/J7T12"

"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"

"I have a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"My dad's joke. 'Did you know there were Female hormones in beer?' Because, if you start drinking too much. You don't have the ability to drive, and you get fat."

"For Canadians How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across the country"

"What do you call the operation a woman gets to become a man? Addadicktome"

"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."

"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""

"Why is Math always sad? Because it has too many problems."