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Joke of the Day

"Facebook weather: We are expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama this evening with bullsh1t blowing in from all directions!"

"When I met my wife I knew she was a keeper She was wearing massive gloves."

"I can get into aquariums for free, because I donated a whale! I guess my ex's sister was useful for something after all."

"I was going to make a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"

"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."

"Why such hate on Lance Armstrong? I think his riding style is pretty dope."

"My wife sure is picky for someone who married me."

"Twitter is the only place where black people can follow me,and not get nervous about it"

"""One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service"" - Abraham LinkedIn"

"Why is today John Philip Sousa Day? Because he told everyone to march fourth."