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Joke of the Day
"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."
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"Jogging in place at a crosswalk makes you A) hole B) cool C) what I did there D) bag?"
"Cilla Black arrived at the pearly gates She was greeted by Saint Peter who asked ""who are you and were do you come from"""
"My girlfriend found a spot between her boobs this morning, the doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button."
"I've been happily married for 3 years Out of a total of 20."
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
"A riddle: it's yellow and if you push the button it turns red... A chick in a blender."
"What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite."
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"So I went to a restaurant called Bukkake the other day... WAY too much sauce on everything."