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Joke of the Day
"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."
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"I'm having one of those off days For example, this morning, I made a bowl of cereal, but instead of putting the milk back in the fridge and the cereal back in the pantry, I fucked my neighbors wife"
"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."
"A customer asked me for a good reliable printer..."
"Donald trump Is a good president"
"You know what was lit? The Freedom Bus."
"There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas."
"If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence."
"Do you know how Michael Jackson really died? He ate a 3 year old wiener."
"Political Correct'ness has gone too far! Did you hear you can't even say 'black paint' anymore??? No! You have to say: 'Please paint the wall DeMarcus' instead."