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Joke of the Day
"My wife sure is picky for someone who married me."
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"Attention Girl: Why do you look so sad? Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint?"
"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral."
"How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays? He just quit eating cold turkey."
"An alien makes contact. I take it home, give it a sandwich. Then ice cream. And then, to show we're an advanced race, an ice cream sandwich."
"learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument"
"*rearranges Nana's body so she's dabbing* She would've wanted it this way."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"
"Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck? Because he was a neck-romancer...."
"Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run? Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!"