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Joke of the Day
"When I met my wife I knew she was a keeper She was wearing massive gloves."
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"There are two types of people in this world :) and (:"
"Me: *delivers fantastic presentation* Fish Boss: great work! Me: thanks for letting MINNOW what you think! Fish Boss: you're fired."
"This orange does not taste right... I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box."
"What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer? Apart from the Spelling?"
"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."
"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."
"How do you recycle a condom? NSFW Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? A Khal culator."
"Me: Hey. Nice Honda. Him: It's an Acura. Me: All Asian cars look alike. Him: You're racist. Me: I bet your Toyota is good at math."