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Joke of the Day
"""One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service"" - Abraham LinkedIn"
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"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records until the library sent me a past-due notice"
"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"
"I was walking across the park... ...when I noticed a ball in the air getting bigger. ""That's odd"", I thought, ""how is it doing that?"" Then it hit me..."
"Not paying more than $2,000 a kilo. And can we stop communicating through Twitter? I feel like these DM's are going to go public someday."
"Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups."
"Have you heard of the guy that lost his left side He's all right now"
"A man buys some chocolate pudding from a sweets shop, and finds it's turned a sickly green color. He says to the manager, ""this is off pudding."""
"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."
"Jared Bogle Always trying to get into smaller pants"