43095
Joke of the Day
"Why such hate on Lance Armstrong? I think his riding style is pretty dope."
Next Joke
"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."
"Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads? They all just get stoned instead."
"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."
"What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays? The week force."
"What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!"
"*eats everything*"
"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"
"Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter? Because he would just kill off all 140 characters."
"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"