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Joke of the Day

"""Muhammad's So Fat.. -what? No, I said, ""Yo' Momma."" Damn, this is why no one hangs out with you any more."""

"How do you know your sister is on her period? When your dads dick tastes like shit."

"Why doesn't Barbie have kids? Cause Ken cums in another box..."

"TIL there are 45000 breatharians in the U.S. 44999, # 44998..."

"How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, anarchists can't change anything."

"Because he always knew what the punchline would be. Why didn't the psychic laugh at any jokes?"

"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was *in tents.*"

"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"

"What kind of phone does The Flash use? Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash"

"What's a woman's favorite monkey? Macaque."