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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Barbie have kids? Cause Ken cums in another box..."
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"I put the STD in STUD... And all I'm missing is you."
"*tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words? -I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch"
"What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps? Junk mail. (Credit to one if my FB friends)"
"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."
"If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow."
"Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him."
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"So Paul Walker has died.... Bringing to an end the Fast and Furious Saga - they have however, introduced a new series - The Slow and Decomposing too soon?"
"What idiot called it a driver's test and not a Game of Cones?"