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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was *in tents.*"
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"What is the difference between a Yoghurt and the US When you leave Yoghurt alone long enough it will atleast develop some kind if culture"
"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"
"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."
"Why does ISIS call camels ""Ships of the Desert""? Because they are full of ISIS seamen."
"What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles? Diez nuts!"
"Birdwatching by Jack Daw"
"Just saw a dog with three legs. He did have a fourth leg, but he also had three legs."
"Watches my wife cut the 2 yr. olds apple juice with water ... *Hauntingly second guesses every drink she's ever mixed for me now"
"A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?"