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Joke of the Day
"What's a woman's favorite monkey? Macaque."
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"My niece thinks she's more mature than me because she listens to Beethoven. His movies sucked plus why would I wanna listen to dog music?"
"What bait do you use to catch a space fish? A worm hole"
"How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant."
"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."
"Sometimes I wake up Grumpy... other times I let her sleep."
"Why is rotten egg the best comedian? He's got a funny yolk."
"What do colorblind people say to the unexpected? Well that came out of the purple"
"It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change"
"How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a hardware problem."