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Joke of the Day

"What's a woman's favorite monkey? Macaque."

"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"

"The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?"

"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"

"There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars"

"Meta - Despite the rumors I am not stepping down as Mod for /r/jokes. Here's why. I wasn't a mod in the first place."

"What's blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia...."

"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!"

"Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.- the place in any American city where you can be sure to find racial tolerance and understanding."