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Joke of the Day
"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"
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"humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight. really makes you think if you're stupid like i am"
"What's the best part about being a mute? It goes without saying..."
"Really sad news from the entertainment industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday."
"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."
"Tiger is wearing a summery pink top with black trousers during his opening round at The Open. He's so getting laid tonight"
"Wait...so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face? -me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks"
"Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your Random Party Pics 08 album at 4am."
"I need a joke. I need a quick joke to tell Dennis tomorrow. He always tells me a good one and I want to hit him back with a good one."
"Whoever said ""talk is cheap"" never dialed 1-900-WET-GIRLS at $3.99 per minute. I think Dirty Darla loves me though."