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Joke of the Day

"What kind of phone does The Flash use? Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash"

"I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party."

"What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit? edit: nevermind..."

"My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions"

"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up"

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar That's it."

"God hates fags The smoke annoys him."

"I shot someone with a starting gun. I've been charged with race crimes"

"*Checks out grocery item* Grocery item: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"Tried to have sex on a railroad track, but the train came first."