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Joke of the Day
"if you collect ladies of the night [nsfw] does that make you a whorder"
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"How do you kill a hippie? Tape a hula hoop to the bottom of a pool"
"What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending? He grabs a hoe."
"How do you know if someone was in the military? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."
"How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other? Make a mixed tape."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Donald Trump? One made a killer microwave."
"What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes? I'm walkin' here!"
"""Dad can you write in the dark?"" ""I think so. What is it you want me to write?"" ""Your name on this report card."""