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Joke of the Day

"An anagram of Ellen Poe is Allen Poe.. Quoth the Reddit...nevermore"

"To all of you that have overcome Fatboy Slim addiction.... I have to praise you"

"A friend of mine was reading an article on a newspaper talking about the dangers of drinking, after that he stopped doing what he loved... ...reading."

"Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime... Balloon prices are going to go sky high."

"They should make a weed strain called ""WMD"" Except it turns out it doesnt exist"

"Did you hear there was a sequel to The Boy in the Striped Pajamas where he visits Charlie in his chocolate factory? It's called the Gas Elevator (I know I'm going to hell for this)"

"What do you call a spinning, bisexual dinosaur that loves Juno & Superbad? Biceratops"

"Can you imagine if none of the midwives showed up for a birth? That would be a midwife crisis"

"What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone."

"After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it."