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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."
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"'Vegetarian' is an old Indian word ... ... for 'bad hunter'."
"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy."
"What do you call 100 lesbians with assault rifles? Militia Etheridge"
"Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow."
"If your nose runs and your feet smell... You might be upside down. Heard from ""The Sopranos"""
"You should never have sex with your family member. No matter how much they incest!"
"Witty title to catch your attention Hilarious original joke that will have you laughing for days"
"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday... one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off"