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Joke of the Day
"What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending? He grabs a hoe."
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"What do you call a sleeping prisoner? Under a-rest."
"Did you hear the one about the lazy redditor?"
"Yo Momma So Fat Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."
"Choose your friends carefully, They are the ones who tag you in photos."
"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"
"My math teacher told me that 3/5 of the kids in my class don't understand fractions Thankfully I'm a part of the other 3/5."
"[God wakes up] oh man i am hungover, what'd i do last night? [sees that goats have the ability to scream now] haha oh yea"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."
"Why dont blind people skydive? because it scares the shit out of their dogs."