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Joke of the Day
"What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending? He grabs a hoe."
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"Why was the lion a terrible cannibal? He couldn't swallow his pride."
"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"
"What happens when a lighter smokes weed? It becomes a high-lighter!"
"One of Hillary Clinton's personal emails... [deleted]"
"You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."
"Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant? Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power."
"Good for you when one door closes & another door opens. For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail."
"Working with cops as a none cop has its benefits. I always get to say the same joke and always get a laugh. ""Do i smell Bacon!"" i love cops... ill show myself out."
"Why is chili so annoying? Because it's always Jalopeno business."