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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hitler and Donald Trump? One made a killer microwave."

"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."

"Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: ""Which God are we thanking again?"" You're welcome :)"

"How Long is an asian dick I mean, seriously, I saw him stealing cookies from a little girl."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and says ""ouch"""

"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."

"What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch? A pie shart."

"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."

"I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. I thought of it all by myself! :D"

"A spice belt for chefs Might be a waist of thyme"