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Joke of the Day

"Start a Reddit for GF Earn more karma on her account than mine."

"Kids today will never know what it's like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day."

"What's better than a dozen roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."

"Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't finished.."

"Russian Roulette 5/6 doctors say that its safe to play."

"What do you call a gay rhinoceros? Scooter the unicorn."

"My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991."

"me: so did it hurt? her: yes, a lot me: when i splashed that salsa in your eye? her: I SAID YES"

"Two guys see a dog licking his balls... The first guy says ""Man, I wish I could do that!"" The second guy replies, ""Maybe you should try petting him first"""

"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."