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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay rhinoceros? Scooter the unicorn."
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"Where do college students go for medical attention? An I.V. League."
"What's the funniest smelling thing on the earth? An anchovies cunt."
"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."
"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."
"If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects"
"Big shoutout to the Red Robin waitress who checked my ID and immediately ruined the moment by saying, ""Wow you're, like, older than my dad!"""
"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"
"I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars."
"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"