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Joke of the Day
"What's better than a dozen roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
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"Fantasy Football Why won't fantasy football let me pick up Aaron Hernandez? He'd be killing on my team!"
"Marriage is like a three ring circus. First you've got the engagement ring, then you've got the wedding ring, and then you've got the suffering."
"Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign? He caught her in a 4-way"
"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He needed to get that high score"
"So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny."
"I was sitting in traffic today and I got run over."
"@funTweeters you guys are my favorite thing about Twitter. I suggest we get pant less and hug this out like men."
"I Never Buy Anything Containing Velcro It's all a total rip-off"