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Joke of the Day
"me: so did it hurt? her: yes, a lot me: when i splashed that salsa in your eye? her: I SAID YES"
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"""OPEN THE DOOR IT'S THE POLICE"" who is it? ""POLICE"" what is a police *cops start whispering* ""how does he not know what a police is"""
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian... it's like I've never seen herbivore. edit: I think I summoned the pun cult."
"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"
"What is more powerful than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have it, if you eat it, you will die? Diarrhoea"
"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."
"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."
"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."
"I went to the doctor's office the other day And he told me, ""you've got to stop masturbating so furiously."" I responded, ""why, doc?"" He angrily responded, ""because, I'm TRYING to examine you."""
"Always trust people who like big butts.... They cannot lie."